ablogwithoutpants: impalas-wings: pizz4s: if you and your best friend don’t have those small gay moments i can tell you that your friendship is gonna end soon … small gay moments? we’re about an inch away from hot lesbian sex in the hallways if the whole school doesn’t think you and your best friend are fucking you’re doing it wrong
hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
Sometimes you just want to scream and cry and argue and fight. Too bad I’m stuck in the prison room dorm, and can’t seek to find anyone or anything to place my trust in. I’m alone here. But man if there was a way I could not get in trouble, I would climb to the roof and scream my lungs out, until I could feel none of this anymore.
hitlersbreastmilk: im not doing my hw bc its like 4am somewhere and i should be asleep u feel me
before tumblr i was spending the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i was doing
How to break up with someone: Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now.
wretchedoftheearth: i hate men who have the gall to complain about women not shaving their legs or pits when their nasty ass is over with a hairy chest and stomach there looking like a goddamn werewolf if a woman who doesn’t shave is unhygienic then what the hell are you
littletipoftheshoelace: theaspiringauthor: pipjustice: rockinzayn: rileylife: Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child. Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together. Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl or if you’re a heterosexual male Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades. ...
cas-get-into-my-ass: blowmeharry: shellfish-machines: i really don’t understand how a lot of you are single because you’re all attractive and have good music taste like what more do people want sanity people are so demanding
thefaultinourscarves: hmuifyoureblack: hmuifyoureblack: i’m flipping a coin heads ill do my homework tails i wont it was heads but im going to pretend it was tails this sums up my entire life
Me while reading: Noooo! My poor sweet babies! AUTHOR, WHY MUST YOU TORMENT YOUR CHARACTERS SO?
Me while writing: This character has been orphaned, whipped, sentenced to death, thrown overboard by pirates, captured by enemy soldiers, near-fatally poisoned, put on trial for his life before an angry mob, tortured in front of his best friend, and thrown into prison again.
Me while writing: ...
Me while writing: Let's stab him.
M2spookykat: “what are you doing today” nothing really “ok great so you can help me with this-“ no no no you misunderstand i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing
tatertotblaine: the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99 the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child
ejacutastic: i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
bitten10minutesago: cnnbreaking: that walk when you get called out of class to leave early
corncop: why cant students grade teachers on their shitty teaching ability